During May 2005, a Major with 4966 points was just beginning his BattleCity career… A player who went by the name of Joemoney . This player would soon go on to become one of BattleCity's most notorious orbers thanks to his unique and cunning style.
That's right, Jomeoney is no ordinary orber. Some will say he is a lame because no 20 pointer is safe when he is online. That's not entirely true..! No orbable city without defense is safe when Joemoney is online! If you place some D, he will usually roam around, hunting for a different unsuspecting victim.
Don't think Joemoney is all about the 20 point orbs though! No way! Joemoney orbs 50 pointers all the time. He is probably one of the most patient attackers in the game, who will roam around a city, waiting for his chance to rush in and get the orb. While often alone in his Orb cities, he will usually be found near a city that is being attacked, waiting for his moment to steal the orb, while the other attackers all die, rushing for the CC too soon, or dying opening it up for Joe!
Since the beginning of 2006, many people have been wondering where in the world is Joemoney . . . Just as he was about to hit Earl, he suddenly vanished from BattleCity. Well tonight he was spotted online, and he hasn't missed a beat! His familiar "wigga" shouts were all over the battlefield, and once again, nobody was safe. And while we all hate being one of Joe's victims, we also hate when he's not around prowling the battlefield. We all love orbing those undefended orb cities every now and then!
