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Here is the link to Visual C++ 2010 Express.
Be sure to use the latest version of the source code. You can find the link to GitHub on the downloads page.
First, does everyone have their own computer or laptop to connect to the LAN? All you really need is to connect everyone on the same router, then you’ll all be part of the same local area network.
Second, someone needs to run the Battle City Server on one of the computers.
Third (the tricky part right now), is you need to edit the Battle City Client (Source Code) using Visual Studio. You need to find the IP address and change it to the IP address of the machine running the server. Then you will need to give this new client to everyone who wants to play!
I’m an orbaholic. It’s been 9 months since my last orb. I really need a fix… Plz, I beg of you cruel world, spawn my soul in proximity of an Orb factory. And let there be an ez newb in Bahia Blanca! Err I mean, I promise to orb with honor…
Oh cruel mistress, why do you forsake us!
@antster297, you can now put some of this information directly in your profile at http://battlecity.org
I appreciate your efforts. However, since McNuggets float, I was forced to resort to cannibalism and eat my a-sexually produced children.
Although, if I were to be more specific, I allowed myself to be eaten by one of my children 730,000 times even though I continued to exist as the primary consciousness for the entire collective.
It’s confusing, I know. But in a nutshell, I escaped! And when I reached the surface, I quite enjoyed your soggy McNuggets.
Weebo’s reproduce a-sexually and share a collective consciousness with all other Weebo’s. Weebo’s also reach the age of sexual maturity 37 seconds after birth.
In order to escape my under sea prison, the Weebo’s lived approximately 2000 generations per day. At each generation, the one Weebo best suited to escape the under sea prison ate all the other Weebo’s and then a-sexually created the next generation.
In the last year, this process was repeated for approximately 730,000 generations which is more than enough time to evolve into a crustacean.
Since Weebo’s share a collective consciousness, I am also still the same Weebo I always was before I gave birth and repeatedly ate my children.
If you do the math, this is equivalent to 14.6 million years of evolution on the human timescale.
I was trapped beneath the sea in a small crate for a long time. Many thought I would perish, but instead, I evolved into a crab-like creature and broke free using my delicious crab claws.
In order to avoid recurrent exile to increasingly perilous prisons, I have agreed to become Deceth’s pet. He always wanted a crab, and my new claws make me a valuable asset since they can be used as a bottle opener!
