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For far too long we’ve lived with Battle City v3.5.7.
No more.
It’s time to move forward. To revolutionize. To boldly go where no code has gone before.
It’s time for Battle City v3.5.8.
I’ve made absolutely no progress since my initial post. But, fear not! Battle City v3.5.8 is coming to a PC near you.
I hope you’re ready. I hope you can handle it.
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After pondering considerably over the dilemma of releasing Battle City v3.5.8, I’ve decided to skip it entirely. Battle City has been stuck at this version for far too long. It’s probably cursed by a wretched mountain dwelling witch.
Instead, I plan to release Battle City v4.0.0.
P.S – This is not a scam aimed at delaying the release date in order to buy more time. Ok, yes it is.
There’s nothing wrong with jumping aboard a sinking ship if you have a ocean geyser powered submarine and a love for aquatic fauna.
Also I like blue whales.
I was trapped beneath the sea in a small crate for a long time. Many thought I would perish, but instead, I evolved into a crab-like creature and broke free using my delicious crab claws.
In order to avoid recurrent exile to increasingly perilous prisons, I have agreed to become Deceth’s pet. He always wanted a crab, and my new claws make me a valuable asset since they can be used as a bottle opener!
I never gave up hope you would survive Weebo. I was there, the maiden aboard the classic wooden ship, throwing McNuggets down in your general location for sustenance.
I appreciate your efforts. However, since McNuggets float, I was forced to resort to cannibalism and eat my a-sexually produced children.
Although, if I were to be more specific, I allowed myself to be eaten by one of my children 730,000 times even though I continued to exist as the primary consciousness for the entire collective.
It’s confusing, I know. But in a nutshell, I escaped! And when I reached the surface, I quite enjoyed your soggy McNuggets.
Now that Battle City is up and working again for everyone, BC 4.0.0 is back on the menu.
Can I take your orders?
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