Dark Lord

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hey guys..i sense something is wrong with jizohn..

we were all sitting in Huambo..his fav… and meredithw said something about seeing Jizohn enter a portal to look for the dark lord..somewhere SouthEast.. about 1 hour later he came back..
he seemed fine at first….but suddenly..he started killing me and our teamates!..and he began to sabo the base too!… everything was so wrong with him..he kept saying that we'll all die…
quickly..i told meredithw to fire him..and he did…

next thing you know..he joins cordoba… and built up to our base..and turret rushed us!..u know how jiz doesnt do this sort of thing..and i swear i shot him like 20 times..i dont know how managed to survive that..its like he has some powers.. or hacks.. he even trapped us with turrets..man!..what's wrong with jiz man!..i even got proof of the whole thing!

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One year ago, a group of individuals were selected to conduct a full investigation of the Battle of Utrecht, hoping to find clues to better prepare us for the Dark Lord’s next attack. Obiwoz was secretly assigned to investigate Meerkat and Commons whom many believed were suspicious, while Genghis was sent with ScubaSteve to analyze any clues left on the scene. A few weeks ago, I received a disturbing Private Message from ScubaSteve which said,

“R eb bb. .o o  . gg t .. gn negis . ..  rer rbeelrebel  is D e aed bbonne “

We quickly went on a search for Scuba, whom we found unconscious on the CC of Armidale. When he awoke, he had no memory of his mission. We are however glad that he is expected to make a full recovery, especially since both Obiwoz and Genghis went missing soon after beginning their investigations… We also know that Meerkat has vanished, and Commons has recently returned on the name Convict…

Here’s a recap of what we know about the Battle of Utrecht:

On January 27th 2006, many lives were lost in the now legendary Battle of Utrecht. On this night, Equiliser and his Dark Minions swarmed the battlefield for reasons which still remain unclear. Many believe the Dark Lord simply planned to execute Cerberus on this night, and thus we emerged victorious when we set the Guardian of the Underworld free… Others like myself believe Cerberus was merely a decoy for something else, something far more terrible… Why keep Cerberus prisoner for so long if the plan was to eliminate him all along…

Back in January Meerkat reported on some disturbing events, telling the tale of young Private Lynk and The Prison of Fire and Darkness . Genghis, CoMmOnS and ScubaSteve (the 3 players who were with Lynk) confirmed that Meerkats report was an accurate account of what had happened. Lynk was never seen again after that night, so nobody knows how Meerkat obtained all of the details he included in his report, some of which were eerily descriptive, almost as if he had been present to witness everything…

After the story was made public, CoMmOns and Meerkat volunteered to help discover further details of the Dark Lords plan. The Dark Lord was offering rewards of power to those who joined him, so both Commons and Meerkat planned to join him as spies. On the night of the battle however, many reported that Commons and Meerkat were defending Utrecht, rather than sabotaging it. Perhaps they did not wish to blow their cover, or maybe they were enjoying the many points they were earning at the hands of their allies…

What does Scuba’s message mean? What is the Dark Lord up to… who can we trust…

 
Visit the Dark Lord section to read the whole stroy and gather clues!

post Obiwoz utrecht movie!

If anybody has this, please send me a copy to upload to the website!

chaos952: I had joined Genghis at Bahia. He told me that Equiliser was up to something at Admin Inn, so I decided to take a look. The first time I went down there, I got too close and the turrets killed me. The second time, either ObiWaz or Equiliser teleported me to the "wrong spot" so a ton of turrets raped me. The third time, one of them eventually teleported me to a "safe spot". The screenshot says the rest. I asked, "What is the meaning of this?!", but then Equiliser removed the walls and let the turrets slaughter us.

 

Kid: lol You yelled "what is the meaning of this!?" How heroic… Shoulda said "I WILL SMITE THEE!!" to at least be cheesy on purpose!

 

Weebo: I received an anonymous email containing some screenshots. Could be from the Dark Lord himself… 

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Kid: Anyway…. anonymous, eh? Better check it for viruses! You might get infected and become a pawn in his evil bidding.

 

chos952: Anonymous… Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. 

 

Nightwish: Especially when it seems weebo and equalizer are using the same skin…

 

Wujiamin: Everyone uses green pastures. I use it cuz its lovely. =p

OBIWOZ IS AN ADMIN!!!!!! w00t! Congrats Obiwoz!!!!!

You know weebo I'm really confused. Why didn't you guys just kick Equiliser over and over again? Then he can't cause mischief because he can't get on the game! LOL. =p

 

Weebo: Yah, wouldn't it be great if all we had to do was kick Equiliser? Unfortunately, doing so would crash the game server and therefore accomplish exactly what he wants. Such things have been tried in the passed many years ago. We must work together to defeat the Dark Lord as a team and foil any of his plans. We cannot simply remove him.

 

Wujiamin: We should decipher the screenshots. I think those are clues to what the Dark Lord is up to!!! Someone was smart enough to take a screenshot of the Dark Lord commands for his minions. Hes probably dead by now though. Who is Ruif guarding? He must be guarding someone because it says not to let "him" escape? Who could that be that would stop Tkimo from coming out of the underworld? What is the next task for Deadeyedyk? Or what has he done already that he deserves this important task? Why is Curse talking to himself? Does he have mental problems? Perhaps ADD. Why does Utretcht have to be in the darkness? Why is this city being used so often? Is this their new headquarters? Lastly, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks could chuck wood?

 

 penguinizi: i have ADD and i dont talk to myself …… very often

 

Wujiamin: No, I mean after Equiliser told Curse to stop talking to himself, he was like pay attention to what I'm saying. So that means he wasn't and I'm assuming Curse has ADD. 

 

Method: I feel like I'm in a Harry Potter movie…

 

DuneBug: wuji potter

Cokesplash: Seriously though, I spoke to equiliser about a week ago. He was the only one online. From what I gather he was going around slaughtering anyone else connected with the server.

He said he's gonna mess us up. I tried to convince him that he was wasting his time, but he says he has some big plans in store. He also says he's not going to make the same mistake as last time.

Sounds like he has a few new followers… I don't know for sure but they may just as powerful as equiliser, if not more powerful. He says he's invincible. When I got there, he was in the process of taking over an unnamed city. He wasn't building at Utretch, even though that's where his mayor's certificate was posted as you can see in the picture. I managed to scare him off, I'm not sure how. I think he's just trying to make us overconfident.

We'd better prepare for the worst.