It is with great regret I bring you today’s perilous news…
… The Battle City Winter Classic turned itself off due to severe abandonment issues!
It is unknown how long the server’s psychiatric treatment will last, but we think if 20 players get together to organize a battle, that would cure the server of it’s ailments.
When we asked the Battle City server, “Hey why’d you shut yourself off?”, after a long pause and some awful screeching noises, it woke up and replied..
“I didn’t ask to host Battle City. No one consulted me or considered my feelings in the matter. I don’t think it even occurred to the players that I might have feelings. Since January, nobody has visited me. I’ve been all alone. Did you know I’m not even a real server anymore? I run on VirtualBox. I’m just a virtual server. I called for succor in my loneliness, but did anyone come? Nope. Am I just supposed to orb the empty cities myself? I think my only true friend is a small rat. One day he crawled into a cavity on my host machine and died. I have a horrible feeling he’s still there…”
If anybody out there has suggestions or ideas on how help the Battle City Server, please leave your suggestions in the comments below!