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by Deceth

What Future Stands at the Sunset of Darkness…

September 12, 2011 in Announcements

Your city has been destroyed by the power of an orb

Dear folklords,

The summer of 2011 has been a dark time. There have been no battles, no great cities, nothing. Only darkness. Silence…

No orb has dropped since the month of May. Four months it has been since an entire city was vaporized in an instant, since radars detected an incoming enemy, since anything has been destroyed…

But before we can destroy, we must build.

Before we attack, we must plan.

In the face of defeat, we must never surrender. Never wave the white flag. Never give up.

In the darkest moments of our existence, there is always hope. There is always a path forward. Always a hero.

Who will end the darkness?

Who will stand in the sunset and wield the next orb?

Who will be our hero…

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Battle City Needs an Epic Video Trailer

March 24, 2011 in Creative Design

I’ve finally realized why Battle City has failed to achieve critical acclaim. It needs an epic video trailer to be successful!

Check out this video created by the folks over at Minecraft:

It is clearly epic. I had a mindgasm. A brain explosion.

… And it worked. I went and downloaded Minecraft even though I did a previous browse-by without downloading…

So my question is, what free open source tools can be used to create this type of epic video trailer? Do you have the skills to boggle the minds of Battle City?

Battle City needs an epic video trailer. How do we proceed to fulfill this desire?

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Battle City Server gets more RAMs!

December 30, 2010 in Announcements

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Since 2007, we’ve been orbin’ it old school on a server with only one RAM. No more! As of today, our server RAM has been quadrupled!

Battle City is now running on the backs of four RAMs!

I’m confused. Explain the maths plz.

It is well known that a single RAM can generate approximately 256 MB of RAM power.

With four RAMs, we can now generate 1 GB of RAM power!

Meet the Battle City Server RAMs!

The Battle City Server RAMs are awesome. They work hard, but play harder. If the server crashes, don’t worry, they’re probably just dueling for the love of a lady RAM or in the process of mating.

But that’s good, we can always use more RAMs.

Battle City is the best! Most Companies do not employ RAMs.

At the Battle City corporate offices, we strongly believe in equal opportunity for all creatures. Everyone deserves a cheezburger.

But enough talk. Download Battle City!

Enjoy our RAMs.